Dragon Ear Wrap
Convince everyone you’re a true blooded Dragonborn! Requiring only a single ear piercing and a fully operational right ear (no really, they didnt make one for the left ear. Dont try to put it on your left ear, or the dragon will get all fire breath-y), this pewter Dragon is the perfect pet to have perched on your ear. Available at thinkgeek for $34.99 USD.